The stand-up flights and paid toilets were ways of getting publicity. They were never intended to come to fruition.

10.) BMW M3 (The one with the V8)

All scheduled maintenance, Always garaged, Excellent condition, Looks & drives great, Must see, New tires, No accidents, Non-smoker, Perfect first car, Title in hand, Very clean interior, Well maintained, A/C ice cold

That's like people from this generation saying Hank Aaron is there favorite homerun king. I say, eat a dick you wannabe purists.

i wouldn't go so far as to say you ruined the MARRIAGE, but there's no way the wife allowed it to be said that the kid was named after ty cobb anymore. they probably went with "Like former Utah Jazz coach Ty Corbin!" (as a way to totally make up for the racism of cobb), or the Ty who invented Beanie Babies.

I scrolled down and the sight of this molested my afternoon. Thanks for that.

Only $42,400, baller on a budget?

Undoubtedly — undoubtedly — you had this answer typed up before.

Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.

Seeing your car roll away while drinking your pumpkin spice latte...Yeah it's that kind of thrill#theNewTLX

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

Googling a bit it seems like Alonso actually moved back to Spain.

I found that massively more interesting than I probably should have. Slow work days will do that I guess

hmm, MIGHT be worse then Bieber... MIGHT.

Chris Brown. Asshole extrordinaire, and does this to his cars:

I'd still hit that

I know right, all of his cars are drivers, he leaves those Duesenbergs stock, the man has no style.

I see your Raphael Orlove and raise you a Doug Demuro.

you don't have to be a dick