There's no way they card in that suite....

I've met the man twice, both when he came to Seasons Beatings. Nice guy, even with the language barrier. I actually had him autograph a SNES copy of Shaq Fu. At first he stared at it, attempting to figure out what it is, so I simply stated "kusoge." That brought out a quiet laugh and he was happy to sign it. Still…

You left out mid-engined, rotary, and wagon. Brown, mid-engine, AWD, manual, turbodiesel rotary wagon.

That's short gearing, not tall gearing.

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The S8 is a luxary car mean't for crusing. It would be nice to hear Pandora through the $6300 sound system.

The problem with used cars is the electronics. Mechanically, this S8 is a BEAST but I can't even connect my iPhone to it. Infotainment has advanced so much in recent years that a new Honda has more gadgets than this S8. I hate saying that but it's true

Glad the Camry was grounded to the ground, rather than the window washer.

So did you guys win your game?

Planes Trains and Snowmobills....

Damnit. I was really hoping at least one of those snowmobiles would have ended in an accident so we could make a 30 for 30 out of this whole situation.

It's not an active fucking with you. It's willful negligence.

Yah, drill baby drill. Frack it all to hell!

Our towns just burn for decades (see Centralia, PA).

I haven't had a cell phone contract that I had to cancel, unless you count having one where they shut the service off on me and every other customer because nobody was buying it...Pivot, through Cox.

I did, however, have an issue with cancelling my Dish Network TV.

Heres the short story: my cancelation of Sprin'ts dickhouse of a network took a total of 9 months. Service was poor/nonexistent at a new rental, and they're suppose to waive ETF fees if that happens. Convincing them to waive the fee took 50 emails back and forth via their online support, who happily assured me that…

I did this as well! Got all the info in the store, and then signed up online. Phone came and they: