Screw minivans.

I'm confused. Are they trying to get more or less people to buy a Kindle Fire?

Like a metal fork or spoon handle or clothes hanger or any of the other 1000's of items little fingers find so often...

Bold move on the quilted seats. I guess this is the Platinum trim... but still, even in these press shots it kinda looks like a a regular-ass car somebody spent too much money on a customer interior for.

Not sure if it is Haldex (even though I think it is). Also this and the STi are so different that I don't know how much value will play into the decision. One is sedan only, the other a hatch. One is stick only, the other is auto. One is dedicated to performance at the cost of economy and comfort, the other has…

Meh. There are wardrobes that hide more.

You left out reason #5. The M5 doesn't come in this configuration. Possibly the best looking wagon in existence.

Chick looks like a girl I had a thing with in college. College chick was a nice girl. This looks like a nice girl too. She's prolly a badass in the sack.

Should Mr. Blockenschpiel choose Chernobyl, Monster energy drink may have to be replaced as a sponsor with the local version.

This photo is illegal!

I second that! This is a pseudo Nexus 9 that's almost half the price!

It seems you've never used a Nokia before.

Minor correction: per The Verge, Nokia designed the tablet (which raises some question about the originality of its design team...), but Foxconn manufactures it.

One of the best movies ever made.

I might have to join snapchat now to monetize my assets... work from home using snapchat!

Aside from the statue this would have been amazing to see in person.

Notre Dame players were left with just fil-A, however, as their Chick mysteriously never showed up.