Things that made me feel old today:
The realization that Mo Vaughn retired 13 fucking years ago.

All my excess live in Texas.

It’s amazing how ridiculously unaware people are to the open mockery of Native Americans. My son is a Cub Scout, and we just did a family camping trip. One of the dads, an Irish Catholic originally from New England, wore a Native American headdress the entire weekend. My wife is half Cherokee, and while generally very…

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

Counterpoint: Motorists are tool bags who do not understand what “sharing the road” means. I am not well versed in the cycling laws of Illinois but I can tell you that your neighbors to the north have laws which are routinely dismissed by motorists. If I am riding my bike down the middle of the lane, I am afforded…

Chicago driver. I don’t agree with putting all cyclists in one category. Not everyone is a bike messenger, and not every bike messenger scoffs at the laws. Many are commuters, and many more are leisure riders.

Dude, you are now going to get a million replies where cyclists comment on the number of times vehicle drivers have failed to obey the rules of the road. Maybe it’s not as one-sided as you make it out to be, and everyone can learn to share the road and drive defensively.

On... on his foot, right?

The balk rule itself makes sense, it’s the inconsistent umpiring of it that makes it seem confusing.

Found some! My how time changes everything.

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

It really doesn’t seem to be contained.

The proper term is “hosers”. That one letter makes all the difference.

A lawsuit will never happen. Donald Trump would have to be interviewed under oath during discovery.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

When contacted for comment, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said that as far as selling the bat on ebay goes, it’s not really the money he objects to, it’s the imposition of administrative requirements in terms of keeping track of packing and shipping. A young player wants to take on an extra chance to make some cash? Is…

My favorite thing ever is "James May's Road Trip", a wonderful show the BBC created with James May from Top Gear going around with a wine connoisseur trying different wines. Most of the time he's just drinking and all "yeah, it's good". lol