you know what they say, if you can play in glens falls you can hack it anywhere.

opposable thumbs?

"Hi. A question for Miss Bellamy. In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got…

jesus christ even the president would give more pointed answers.

Daytime ESPN: "Eh, that'll do"

can i get a tldr?

this is actually a ride on the yuengling brewery tour.

can we please carpet bomb utah and give whats left to the skiers?

for some reason my brain automatically inserted "cock" into the headline

this is the best thing ive seen on deadspin since the lesser known john wooden facts post.

"It's like Groundhog Day every day," said Antawn Jamison

how many more pageviews did you guys get today, all the commotion the redesign caused on reddit alone had to help.

its fitting because his father was mauled by bear at his street circus in dhaka

he will truly be...recalled?

i think this post birthed some pretty good comments.

@Julian Vargas: if yr going the deion indian route im going with [www.youtube.com]

@ZuckercornEsquire: double comment

@ZuckercornEsquire: "chicks dig scars, but chicks fuck showmen"

also, am i the only one amazed by that picture of bikini atoll? if you look at the center column of the blast you can see the uss arkansas, a 35,000 ton ship, chillin in the fucking air.

@FavreFAIL: ive never had special brownies that tasted like ass, if they're that strong that you can taste the special then i think you should just be be happy and count your blessings