I think thats actually referring to the number of times he watches Stone Cold E.T. in a day.

I'm guessing Drake didn't run that shirt by Rocky.

Which sportscenter anchor would be most hilarious if the show had little to no censorship?

On the off chance you're reading this Dennis Dixon, I still love you. I'll always remember that 2nd & 7 against Arizona as the moment when I knew this world was an unfair and cruel place, a place unfit for a man with such a sweet stride and beautiful, full lips. I spent that night curled up in a ball, drunk, weeping…

You do know it's a biological certainty that offspring will be better at computers than their progenitor? No sense in trying, your kids already know more about running trains on spanish tutors, and fisting receptionists than you ever will.

...and she has no problem with Akron's mascot being a giant bag of weed?

A rare moment of relevance!

I know none of you give a shit about BMX but if any rider deserves a Deadspin post, it's him.

Shoulda eaten some acid first, just saying.

I have two, much older siblings who gave me a combined 6 nieces and nephews by time I was 20. I don't see them 24/7 so it's still a blast to play with them, but I see them enough to know kids maybe aren't for me.

I can't wait to not have kids.

have my heart.

We've got ourselves a Category 2 shitstorm, everyone, and it's building strength. Finally, some summer fun.

As someone who has called 911 a few times in need of emergency assistance I'm always shocked at how long it takes them to dispatch someone. Do they actually dispatch someone at the outset and don't necessarily tell you? Because it's not until after the minute mark before she says help is on the way, and maybe im too…

Very glad to hear everything is going well, Drew! The world needs more Magarys, not to mention you would be a terrible celibate folk singer.

couldn't agree more, everyone really, really needs to see bad lieutenant.

Fearing a potential death sentence, Jerry Sandusky asked his lawyer about a possible appeal, so he too could go out in the sweaty embrace of a 14 year old boy.

This is fucking terrifying.

nah man, trampolines are fun as shit.

It's funny, but it's not funny, because it was another non-pitching related activity—running the bases in interleague play—that turned Wang from a 19-game winner into a "give him a one year deal and maybe we'll get something from him" guy.