i predict something involving a lusty linda cohn and those decoy coyotes, maybe the bike rack.

@Hatey McLife: i needed this during finals week.

not really relevant in anyway but according to wikipedia

@Desi_Relaford: im guessing they'll be extra rowdy, what with all that asbestos coming from the hole in the spectrum

the bat, always and forever

@Juancho: unforgivable

FACT: taylor swift is 2 justin biebers tall

fuck you, now i have to spend the rest of class trying to not cry. rip luke

y the way, I'll be in Boston on Saturday night.

If I was a professional athlete I would definitely take Hannah storm out on the town maybe a romantic boat ride or somethin then dinner

i hear computational physics majors are the lax bros of the science world

"i always wanted to know what it was like to have a real right fielder, now i dont have a job"

@aka_mich: yeah! i heard he threw into triple coverage once

"extra key bumps for you cliff"

whenever i see a fifty my brain automatically replaces it with an 8th

Im way too familiar with the penises of the minnesota vikings.

"wow look at his little dick, just like a kid out there"

it really was foolish of favre to assume his passes would only reach the intended receiver

im stuck in my machine design class, anyone know where i can stream it

@DirkToberFest:edit: sorry its so massive