@CM_Wang: no amount of being british makes either of those things ok. #deadspindecadium

tom brady, ima let you finish... #larrybird

stern, stern but fair. #minorleaguehockey

this only reaffirms my love for kobe bryant #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck

chris, who has the most hilarious tattoo in the league? #bookexcerpts

couldnt the nfl 2k franchise buy the rights to the wnba? ive been looking for a lesbian based football game for quite some time now. #madden

probably was tricky finding a bookie that would take his reds world series bet#peterose

@SponsoredbyV8: needs more stickers #nickswisher

@mhlaxp: someone promote this #newyorkyankees

@karelj: by "fell on their ass" you mean "had a playoff spot on lock" #worldseries

@Kid Canada: +208,097,414 #worldseries

@karelj: pix or it didnt happen #worldseries

i know this point gets brought up alot, but when you spend ONE HUNDRED MILLION dollars more than the team with the second highest payroll, you probably should win a world series every once in a while. #worldseries

im just offended they made that baby put on blackface and wear a pedro mask. #worldseries

@FEAST: at least you can jerk off to this. #failgate

vest didnt win? america has jumped the shark. #failgate

@Sheed's Bald Spot: finally using that degree eh?... mcdonalds lets you post on the job? #dallascowboyscheerleader

@manadajigity: its a common mistake #mebkeflezighi

@Its The Beer Talking: rowsdower...rowsdower #worldseries

Josh "Big eagle Cock" Haden will surely make an immediate impact wherever he transfers. #tattoos