@Steve U: thats why they built that tunnel. #espnhorndoggery

in his defense, id hit that. #philadelphiaphillies

one step closer to WFCs part 2: chooch's revenge #mediameltdowns

i say we send blazer girl back in as bait as see who nibbles. #katielacey

@rombuu: "she has a plus blowjob but her ass- to-mouth needs work, imposing plate presence, think post-diabetus Dimitri young" #stevephillips

this is like students from bob jones university singing along to NWA. #texasamaggies

jonathon broxton puts bacon grease on the ball. which explains its unpredictable, yet delicious movement. #marianorivera

the phillies winning the national league would probably be for the best. the traffic generated by an all AL world series would surely claim lives.

needs more star whipes. #softball

when i saw that CBP was the next up i was curious to see what people were going to bitch about, glad to see the most reasonable complaint was some lazy douchebag complaining about having to turn his head to see the scoreboard. or he could just remember the score, that works too. #whyyourstadiumsucks

tfln on da iphone #poop

aye, braylon edwards is a powerful wizard. #swineflu

LA's PA system sounds like a ghetto blaster duck taped to the foul pole. #mediameltdowns

@ToobularBoobularJoy: @Chris Hanson's Axe: ishkabibble's 4 lyfe. i guess that makes me the triads? #mediameltdowns

im suing my parents for not forcing me to practice football for 5 hours a day. i could have been a star... #pennstatenittanylions

@alftime: have you not been watching? you cant just find some random frog and expect it to just know the nuances of the 3-4

@coffee is for closers: nah itd still be off. i know for a fact a cc sabathia is about 12.4 cole hamels.

@UkraineNotWeak: witness relocation

"I have two teenage daughters. All the boys they know in school can (and do) recite Monty Python sketches just as accurately as dried-up old farts like you and me." im guessing your daughters arent lookers

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: beats me, ive only seen like 2 episodes, i just assumed the show was based on infidelity and smoking cigarettes in places its not longer socially acceptable to.