"for every goal brad boyes scores i will bang a secretary on mad men. lets. go. blues."

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: /slidepiece

"fuck's a turnover?"

@friendslikeJimRome: but you could live indefinitely off all the surplus ass you get playing at a big state school

@chilltown: yeah she was actually sitting a few feet from me but i wasnt fucked up enough to think hitting on her would work.

@HowardRoarkLaughed: [ivygate.com] is a garden and fence enthusiasts blog

@DirkToberFest: i prefer getting my fix betting on the NBDL.

try to think of something that would attract readers, like maybe covering something people care about. i have plenty of friends at ivy league schools, friends that are big sports guys but none of them give a shit about ivy league sports. i was at the brown harvard game a few weeks ago and as soon as people realized…

did TBS really have to superimpose tyler perry's face on all the players?

Happy Chase-Utley-Strike-Out-Looking Day!

horrible horrible awesome call

as long as we have matt stairs, the dodgers can do us no harm.

@Bobby Big Wheel: im pretty sure they're at his eye level

"With the first pick in the 2010 draft the St. Louis Rams select Toby gerhart..."

he's actually crying because he found out wrangler jeans are made in china.

did anyone else notice that weird "close to me" cure cover they just played. i think thats a sign for interceptions to come

if there is a god minneapolis will be sodomized by a meteor shower tonight.

@MagicJohnsonsT-Cells: nothing. women dont talk to CFL players.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: seriously, doesn't anyone eat acid before football games anymore? if someone wants to supply me with tickets to a BC football game i promise ill make failgate.

i knew diana taurasi was gonna be a bad influence on him.