"(201): Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"...."

assuming i followed the IOC's logic here, id say camden nj is a shoe-in for 2020.

"In a surprise turn of a events Binghamton NY was awarded the 2016 games. The IOC mentioned their impressive zoo as the major selling point, aswell as easy access to cocaine"-ap wire

@Tweeked Hamstring: and 9/11

if we win another world series despite brad lidge he seriously owes everyone in the delaware valley a wawa shorty.

i didnt know rick reilly gave birth?

@Samer Ocho Cinco: my mistake, i meant 5 and 4

picture 9 and 10 are actually the same people.

I hate makin lists but it doesn't get any better than animal collectives darryl strawberry jam

those duck throwbacks are beautiful

@Walk Off HBP: ground

needs more tattoos

"well I NEVER..."

"because u guys are about to revitalize my career and bank account"

@Curious Ape: /williamsburged

@Billy Clyde Puckett: i know but i dont believe in alternate spellings. its why i cant watch the nfl.

who taught him how to spell, chris collinsworth's girlfriend?

this is all a front, salisbury really is trying own fleshbot.

@Wawa: arrowed!

gamblor!..oh