one of the many bobbie traps found in ricky williams home

@ClueHeywood: yeah but lots of fiber can go a long way to improve their consistency

they were gonna go with static shock but he was too "urban"

im calling bullshit on that yale one, a yalie would never refer to a constable as a "police officer"

Two, purely because it contained a macho man randy savage impression.

why would i call anyone to tell them about my erection?

@Steve U: skynet already refs for the wnba.

@DorkimusPrime: whats it like being on its always sunny?

@Juancho: its basically the neversending story but replace that big fucking dog thing with daulerio.

"There's something about Derek that I found out: He makes everyone around him play better."

"...a low 5.2 strikeout rate and 1.6 K/BB ratio are worrisome. His .260 BA-BIP and 84 percent strand rate are both primed for regression. Jurrjens' 5.03 xERA is nearly three runs higher than his actual ERA, an ominous indicator."

"In A Time Of Mourning, Our Nation Turns Its Eyes To Jair Jurrjens" Mark my words, this won't be the last time we see this headline.

No seriously, is that Kyle Orton? I hope the gerbil bailed him out.

greg phillips, suspiciously unarmed...

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: you mean never showering?

@36 Chambers: i was thinking of a good reply but ill just settle with, i get it. great fucking album

fucking bullshit, i cant believe goodell slapped stokely with a 10k fine for nuzzling the frogs helmet. it clearly was affectionate.

"Thomas F.: Doesn't the proliferation and occasional success of the stupid "Wildcat" offense show that someone, preferably with a shitty team, a young coach, and Michael Vick in 2010 (I'm looking at you Tampa Bay) need to try to run a legit spread offense in the NFL? Could it really be any worse than what they already…

@Blast it, Biggs: "colored folk?

@Artie Fufkin: +1 legless hermaphrodite horse