i, for one, welcome our new robot overlord

@Proverbial: nah, ESPN just has all of their employees on a steady diet of PEDs and cocaine

wrong reply

filming for ghost 2 starts tomorrow

@Karlifornia: +1, truly one of the greats

i picked the wrong week for a tolerance break, those ref uniforms(?) would have made my night.

@ScientificMapp: only if you wear the chase utley mask

bills running no huddle all game? trent edwards is gonna make jake delhomme's judgement look like brett favre's.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: yeah that list was great, minus the math, football and math?. not good bedfellows

the eagles fan in me is kinda nervous about the rest of the season, the 70 year old cajun in me don't want no fags on mah team, but the actual me loves garcia's total and complete disregard for his own well being. quarterbacks that slide? buncha bitches

"Dude, you're one of the best football players in the world; don't get your women off of reality TV, gotta work the HSN biddie game"

by examining fred smoot's brain scientists hope to fully understand the logistics of banging two chicks on a jetski

"He looks over and sees that: 1) he's in the Yale band's equipment shed, 2) the entire band is standing outside the far door looking at him, and 3) he's just absolutely soaking one of their sousaphones in a fire hose-level stream of urine, 4) yale's band leader tried to make small talk with him mid-stream"

so not having a super bowl ring makes you a bum? i guess thats what grampa was always yelling at BET for.

something that wasnt actually funny*

@obfuscator: at his town's bi-weekly lynching?

torii hunter remembers a simpler time, a time when players showed respect for their opponents...by pretending to jerk off into them. [twins.fandome.com]

dear god, we need john rocker to come clean that clubhouse up.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: maybe hit on emma watson a bit...you know the tasteful way

@Fuzzy Dunlop: yeah man, if thats what he said, lynch eem