@Kid Canada: thats even funnier considering it actually happened

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: the phils got a great deal though, last years cy young winner for some blankets laced with smallpox.

@ArkansasFred: there's still a chance, the reason amaro wouldnt give up both happ and drabek is then we'd lose our most reliable starter and our best prospect, but now that we have lee in the rotation we can afford to lose happ. run-on sentence. happ drabek brown mayberry. get it done ruben

if ruben amaro never wants to have to pay for dinner in philly again he'll push for drabek, happ, mayberry jr and brown for halladay. maybe taylor too.

@shea_guevara: the bank has a strict no abortion policy in the premises

bud selig has reportedly sent the standard MLB grievance package to freddy sanchez. alyssa milano and a box of franzia

"wilson and snell are expected to join the mariners are soon as the pirates return from a slowpitch softball tournament in Birmingham Alabama"

chad johnson cant type without looking!

when asked if you he thought they'd be able to put the fire out lee corso promptly lit his head on fire

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: needs more gum-ball shrunken testicles

its lima time

they gave him a home jersey? that sucks cause the detroit shock have such sweet road unis.

and to think tommy tuberville actually said this "Tebow was the old single wing quarterback. He just ran the ball and threw it. You can score 20 [rushing] touchdowns if, every time you get the ball inside the five, they call your number."

its a shame john mozeliak isnt a very strong reader, he thought they were getting one hell of a pitcher

@Civil Negligence: omar minaya was close to signing them but backed off when he found out they weren't made in the dominican

@This is my Star: layne staley always gets his speedballs in the stikezone

@BummerItsDaley: american cars just aren't that reliable...

@awall25: pacman jones was intrigued and formally invited these guys to his crew

@halfpointconversion: "why would i sexually assault some bitch when i get that shit on the reg"

@The Scott Mitchell Report: with a name like that Michelle Bonner had it coming