3/1:peephole footage of ben roethlisberger sexually assaulting steve mccnairs corpse

@The Vanderbilt Communist: 12. diana taurasi behind the wheel

donte stallworth respected the legal process and it worked out for him, he doesnt have to put mystic tan on brady quinn before games anymore.

@Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: thats why he only exists in the south

"He sent me a gift on Mothers Day that was a necklace with his name & D.O.B along with my daughther's name and told me I was the Mother he never had."

@TT-Zop: +1 moneyshot-ball

in the pirates defense, they just got tired of laroche's pre game ritual of masturbating in jason bay's old locker. cant fight a love like theirs.

and now for a darryl kile joke to ease the tension...

CJ Wilson: 17% hetero, key words "trying to take chris berman back"

"If I had doubt that he should not be a starting winning quarterback, I wouldn't take it on," Fassel said. "But I had the same feeling with Kerry Collins, i have NEVER seen someone drive drunk with such pocket presence and awareness, reminded me of a young warren moon"

"He told a friend privately that the Broncos have added some talent, and he expects them to be better this year. He told another friend privately that the Broncos made a mistake by trading Cutler for Kyle Orton."

@BruschisBrewsky: yeah, [bangmywife.com] hasnt been the same since tony reali took over

@Jay Cutler's Insulin: why walk when you can dance?

@BruschisBrewsky: yeah, [bangmywife.com] hasnt been the same since tony reali took it over

@MarkKelsosMigraine: that's why my dad made me get into wrestling

@ClueHeywood: ESPNDeported*

you should see what the oriole's center fielder did

the rodeo clown wanted to help but he didnt want to get his Calgary flames jersey dirty

David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad