The way the guy film went from 0-60 on screaming in a few seconds and was recording from the get-go proved they were there to intentionally cause trouble.

Let Corben Dallas demonstrate the correct attitude when dealing with la migra:

If was given $100k and told I could use it to either buy this and a VinFast VF8 as my 2-car garage or get a few minutes of entertainment by throwing the money in a pile and setting it on fire, I would grab the lighter fluid and make s’mores.

I’m not going to my reunion unless Martin Blank is there.

There really is a Ph.D. in wine - it’s called Enology or Viticulture. UC Davis has one of the larger programs in the US, but there are plenty elsewhere:

Depends on the candy bar’s density. Don’t take a Butterfinger right out of the freezer and expect to keep all your teeth, but as I noted below: a frozen Reese’s Cup is a heavenly delight that shouldn’t damage anything.

I find it amusing that you didn’t even address the biggest problem with this. You are obviously an iPhone user. And iPhone users are completely ignorant to how these ‘tapbacks’ are received by Android users. Sam liked “blah blah blah super long annoying message sent right back to me, etc. etc.” And of course, iPhone…

That’s an odd choice of stock photo for this article. Sitting in some Starbucks on your phone is every supervisor’s stereotypical image of “working from home”. Having worked in my share of coffee shops, I’ve concluded that, as a work environment, it ranks somewhere between an airplane lavatory and a Marilyn Manson…

I had a friend who worked for Ford for a week. He attached brake pedals. He admitted he attached them very badly. "If you are driving a Ford Taurus and the brake pedal fell off, I'm sorry, it was me."

Martinelli’s would like to have a word with you 😉

So does that mean I could, theoretically, caramelize garlic along with onions?

A splash of whatever flavor coffee syrup/sweet booze you like, a dash of extra baking powder, just before go time a squirt of lemon juice. Extra sweetness, extra flavor, some tang, some brightness and a little extra rise.

Ever since Taco Bell came out with the “Double Decker” taco, I’ve been using the same technique to keep my shells from breaking when I make my own tacos. Just slather some refried beans on a soft tortilla, and wrap it around the hard shell. Putting the refried beans on the outside of the shell also leaves a little…

I’m never going to be rich, I’m never going to retire, I probably won’t live that long, and I can’t take money with me when I die.

No, the female PepsiCo CEO talked about it on Freakonomics podcast last week. As something their R&D was exploring.

My wife is the exact opposite. No matter what restaurant we go to, she will order a Caesar salad with chicken. I will order the restaurant’s speciality and she will eat about half of her salad then pick off samples of my meal and regret not ordering it.

In today’s White House press briefing, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defended the president’s comments, arguing that “Pocahontas” is not a racial slur and that the president’s comments were not disrespectful to the men being honored. “Why did he feel the need to say something offensive to many people?” one reporter…

“and it’s only divisible by one and itself”