Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Superb owl.  Who, me?

That looks so fun. I know I am in the minority, but I enjoy FWD hooning as least much as I enjoy RWD. Lift-off oversteer is so much fun.

Chicago: “It’s So Ridiculously Cold That our Railroad Tracks Need to Be on Fire to Keep the Trains Moving”

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

He got the boot from Scoot, and passengers had to boogie to make their destination, eh?

This kit makes total sense..

I made this, it makes the 2019 Camaro look much better.

A women-only series only serves to imply that the other series are not for women. That’s not how it should be. With a guaranteed F1 test to the champion, it would be a feeder series rather than a lesser alternate series.

“The money for the W Series should have instead gone into a program meant to actively further women’s careers in the areas of racing they already compete in through legitimate, substantial funding, under a brand name, if the organizers need that to justify the investment.”

Well said - sponsor or run a few teams and…

Small car, biggest motor.

I’m not an airplaneologist, but I’m surprised that there’s not a safety feature that checks for this.

Nobody needs AWD, they need winter tires. And I will never, ever understand wanting a higher seating position. From what I can tell, the average person feels safer sitting up high....for some reason. I feel much safer being low to the ground, and able to change directions quickly in case of an impending crash.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

Front loading washer.

Wait, are you telling me that a big SUV doesn’t automatically mean safe? Well now what am I supposed to do with my 96-month financing period I put on my Ford Escape to keep my family safe?

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.