very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

“No low ball offers, I know what I Half!”

“The Cheap Alfa Romeo Giulias Are Coming”

I’m almost 50 and these things have been around since my youth and we all knew what they were for (as kids we used to jump up and down on them to try and screw up the numbers, which I highly doubt worked).

-Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
-Because it’s a little meteor!

Build date 4/20/2016

i couldn’t help but chuckle that the 200-260 mph time (about 13 seconds) was faster than the 0-60 time (about 16 seconds)

The difference between a Cactus and a BMW X1? A Cactus has pricks on the outside.

FCA and Land Rover just high fived each other and anxiously await the day they’re not at the bottom of the reliability list......

Came in expecting a rotary swap. Leaving deeply satisfied.

BMW forgot the kidney is part of the grille, not the grille.

Well, nobody builds a off-grid system without a power storage method. Which oddly enough includes salvaged Tesla packs. *shrug*

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

It’s all fun and games until something goes wrong. What if they fell and hit something, even killed someone? They could’ve killed the guy who someday invents the app that offers socks delivered to your home. Or an app that monitors your stapler usage for you so you never run out. I’m enraged at these two. Their antics…

Perfect for commuting on the 401 thought Toronto during rush hour.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

In more relevant news to 99% of us, I’m thinking about banning food from my car, as well. Some of my constituents (notably the upper middle class white people between the ages of 4 and 7) are complaining loudly about this, but as a compromise I’m thinking about altering the rule to state “All rides under 30 minutes…

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”