New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

There could have been a spider on the wheel. Fuck spiders.

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

Better does not necessarily equal brighter in this case. A lot of it has to do with aim.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

His suspension probably found the landing quite shocking.

show me on the beef where he touched you with the chalkboard.

BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND VOLCANO LAIR FOR ADDITIONAL PLANNING!

So are we just forgetting about Swamp Buggy Racing in Naples, FL altogether? I remember watching these races on TV as a kid and wondering what alien planet did these massive machines come from. These racing vehicles are by fare the most insane not only to look at but to operate.

I cannot believe this right now; an absolute gentleman of the sport and a huge inspiration to myself to get in to motorcycle racing. RIP & deepest condolences to his family, fiance, and millions of friends & fans across the world.

Another rich guy tax dodger with Montana plates. Typical.

There‘s a first-place tie for about 1000 rigs, all listed for $1.

I can paint my dishwasher red and put a nice set of wheels on it, but at the end of the day, its still a dishwasher.

“The lights remind me of Audi lights”

I can remember one I think it was for the Malibu where the car is de-badged and one of the “real” people claims they think the car is “a mix between a Tesla and a BMW.”

When You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word, You Turn The Word “polish” Into Polish. This Theme Park Is Not In Poland. It Has Not Been Polished.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?