I’m really surprised that the campaign didn’t bring out more about that time that she and her husband poisoned 80 of their constituents at a county fair a couple years ago.

I hadn’t thought of that, I guess I don’t really know what kind of stopping power you’d need as a life guard. It would definitely stop people from drowning, by first stopping them from not having a bullet in them.

How do you know he DIDN’T carry an AR-15 while on life guard duty?

Kramer, handing out anti-mail pamphlets: “Here you go. Mail is evil. Pass it on. Hey, mail blows. Fax it to a friend.”

Some things I wish are in the Mueller report:

Holding the headphones up to her ear so she doesn’t muss her hair is especially infuriating to me for some reason. “I’ll pretend to be an important White House official, but not if it inconveniences me in even the most trivial ways. This hairstyle is too expensive for some grody headphones!”

I disagree.  Standing on ceremony and forcing the legal system to wrestle with the problem and these kids’ parents to do the same would be an excellent result.  It’s how you effect progress under our system. 

“So you may be perfectly happy with the First not protecting Nazis. Now think about what happens when Trump says liberals are just as bad as Nazis; all of a sudden, we’re no longer protected by free speech rights.”

It’s not just hate speech, its an overt threat. They are mimicking the salute of a failed empire that attempted to wipe a people from the face of the earth. Supporting nazism is innately supporting genocide.

Which is why the whole idea of good guys with guns acting like superheros to stop bad guys with guns is a load of bollocks. The police arriving at the scene of a shooting has no way of distinguishing good guys from bad guys, and no time to be figuring it all out. So, they let their implicit bias (or explicit bias aka…

In the next day or two, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out Bradford was being a hero, a good guy with a gun chasing the actual gunman. But, you know, he was black, so by definition, not a good guy.

“Whoa is Me: The Joey Lawrence Story”

Maybe, but as someone else pointed out to me, instead of talking about the Carter Page fiasco, we’re now talking about him talking about it, and tomorrow we’ll be talking about something dumb he said about football.

to the point where whites will become a minority in 2045?

Yawn.

Honestly, I’m getting tired of *everyone* claiming historical ownership of anything. Land has changed hands over history so many times that it means almost nothing where anyone lived a thousand years ago or whatever. This idea of “BUT HISTORICAL” is like...well, everyone has historical claim to everything. Should we…

So, you have this friend and he’s fallen on hard times. His partner is abusive and he’s in fear of domestic violence. You let him stay on your couch to escape that situation.

Now it’s 3 months later, and your friend is still there. Only now he’s decided that the entire living room is his space, and he’s making moves to…