The real child sacrifice is Republicans sacrificing our school children to their worship of guns 

But where do the Nihilists fit in?

It was obviously all a plot conceived of by the dogs, for attention.

All right, let’s hear the conspiracy theories; I’ll go first:

Both my beagles are rescues and are just the best.

Poodles are the second-best kind of dogs. They don’t deserve a poodle.

Well, this is marginally better than what I originally heard, which was that they left their dog at home by his/her self.

Yep, his office has helped over 100,000 people get warm meals and access to safe shelter.

There is nothing wrong with Poodles. They are one of the smartest breeds, loyal, easily trainable, loving dogs.

He could have taken a cue from Mitt Romney about traveling with pets and tied Snowflake to the top of the plane.

Well, his daughters don't want an ugly escort!

We had some Canadian politicians try this at Christmas time. One guy went to St. Bart’s while airing television messages of stay home and stay safe using a video he had pre taped. There he was sitting by a roaring fire and a Christmas tree, while actually holidaying in the Caribbean. He was forced to resign within a…

From a Time mag article, “The more immediate problem is that Mexico now has the third highest number of coronavirus deaths in the world. COVID-19 has killed more people in Mexico than in India–a country with 10 times the population–a problem compounded by a severely stressed health care system and made worse by López…

So his wife is as selfish and clueless as he is. What a perfect match.

Wow, that is a pretty lame ass response from Ted. I did it to escort my daughter??? So the wife isn’t capable of doing that without him? Never mind that there is a pandemic, no travel is in place.... and Mexico??? Ted, you really are an imbecile. And I hope it costs you your senate seat. You deserve all the bad karma…

Even the other blobfish hate him.

It tracks that the Cruzes have the kind of shitty “friends” who won’t tell them a senator going to Cancun while his constituents freeze to death is a bad idea, but will tattle on them to the New York Times.

I dunno...I’d be willing to try locking the whole Trump family in a trailer park that they can’t leave, forcing them to live alongside a bunch of their followers for a few months. Of course it would only work if the rest of us were allowed to watch 24/7, Truman Show-style. 

I think it was a good show. There were bits that I could have done without, like the fun house bit under the stage, but overall a nice effort. The music was catchy and he gave nods to a few of the acts that either influenced him or have helped him along.

He didn’t even fight Adam Sandler in this.