Not to be "that person" but... have you considered adopting an older child? A family friend adopted her son when he was 5 or 6, and she loved skipping the diaper/throw-up/daycare stage. After school he's either in a homework help program or at t-ball until he can be picked up, and her husband has been very involved in…

Homeboy wants kids but is not willing to make the sacrifices? Thats Grade-A bullshit right there.

No babies is a great policy to have. They're expensive and they damage the environment simply by existing and needing things.

This doesn't surprise me. I don't necessarily think the difference is because parenting is such a walk in the park for men. A lot of the young guys I know who are newer fathers are almost as stressed out as their wives, even if they tend to do less work with their babies, and resent having less freedom and some of the…

totally agree. I worked shift work for 10 years and eventually got to be the most senior person in my area and 2nd most senior on my shift. I'm married, no kids. If someone had been able to take my assignment just because they decided to have a kid, I'd have lost my effing mind. Your kid shouldn't inconvenience me.…

I see no problem with the childless women not wanting to work at night.

Confession time. I have a huge phobia of becoming pregnant and a slight phobia of pregnant women. The sight of a bump sends mild chills down my spine. So I'm not judging pregnancy, I'm just scared of it. I'm a freak. Also, and I'd never ever admit this outloud: I'm slightly jealous of all the attention and praise that…

It isn't discriminatory, but it would be awesome if for any reason you make it past child bearing age without kids, they gave you a sabbatical just for fun. This is mostly because if that happened it would lead to non-paternity, paternity sabbaticals and I could reap the benefits. This might just be me projecting…

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

if there are actual people that do this then we need a new plague

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

The middle picture looks like the sweetest little naptime fisting to ever occur.

Thank you for not first describing Simpson as a mother, like the Gawker article did.

exactly. Oh, and also, you didn't suffer enough, so imma PROLONG and delay your spiritual release so that then it can be manipulated to be more timely. What in the hell is wrong with these people. That's not what you do for people that you supposedly love.

You know who I want to see on her show?

Are you advocating for gendered comedy, where only men get to use lowbrow/potty humour? If so, I don't think that's a solution to anything.

No, I completely agree with what you said. Innocent black lives are viewed by white people as collateral damage in the pursuit of the targeted portrayal of economically disadvantaged black people as criminals and less-thans. Nobody has a problem with this militarized police state when people of color are targeted.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…