This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.

zillions of products and tools on the market to help discourage your cat from scratching things around the home

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

A flat white isn't an Australian or NZ invention. It's also the least pretentious coffee you can get, it has nothing to do with microfoam. It is merely espresso with milk that isn't frothed at all, hence the FLAT white name.

I think that was every restaurant everywhere.

I must be a horrible person, because all I could do was roll my eyes when I saw this. It's cute that she's excited, but this is excessive. I wonder how she reacts when BAD things happen.

D'accord, d'accord, d'accord.

The real world, non-celebrity translation of this is really fucking horrible, too.

To whom? The dogs? IDGAF about mommyism and no baby's first steps/self-feeding/kindergarten play group don't make the person who gestated it for nine months royalty, or Nobel Prize winners. If only people took their responsibilities to animals seriously, things would be a lot less messed up.

Why are we as women obliged to mother anything?

Avril Lavigne is suffering from an undisclosed health issue

Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the…

it was a shot gun wedding

So, anyone else prepping to explain to friends and family over the holiday exactly why this was so fucked up? Anyone? As the resident Liberal Artist Kid in my family, I expect I'll be assailed with questions. And if I can't answer them satisfactorily, then of course The System Works.

Imagine if the baby is born half African-American?

Please, my fellow Gawkerites, what she did was irresponsible but let's not gloat over someone's accidental and tragic death because it confirms your already held political beliefs about gun control.

Well, at least she was beautiful and noteworthy enough to become more than an anonymous statistic.