Christ this woman has been killing it lately with these bits. I love watching her rise: it just keeps getting better.

I found surprisingly little about this piece “clueless”. The author wrote about her love of traveling and her transition to not being as free to just up and go- none of it came out as a blatant disregard for her privilege. Your personal bitterness isn’t on her.

The title alone made me cry. I needed this though. Thank you.

Okay, imagine that I had said that the dress looks like it was stolen from the backstage wardrobe room of a low-budget Vegas musical. Would you accuse me of being Vegasphobic or throwing the women who perform in Vegas musicals under the bus? Probably not.

Beyoncé has no idea how to dress up without a leotard. If no one can see her thighs, how will we know it's beyonce?

Preach. Beyonce don’t love nothing but money.

Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

My actual reaction to this information:

Not to make light of a tragedy here, but does anyone have a theory for why Florida seems to produce a surplus of behavior like this? Is it the mind-warping humidity, the moronic political culture, the discomforting acceptability of Jimmy Buffett fandom? I honestly want a study commissioned on why this keeps happening.…

You didn’t “burn” the cop by any stretch of the imagination, and you didn’t use it “perfectly” in context. He wasn’t making some insult to which you gave a witty comeback, you were just a drunk asshole he was stopping from killing anyone else.

1) Stolen from Winston Churchill

What kind of hater/shamer am I if I think this is morally objectionable due to the clear issues with over population? Stop having shit tons of babies. Its bad. I feel a very similar judgement and distaste for this as I do for the Duggar family.

Agreed. I give doctors serious sideeye for enabling these decisions.

Yes, let’s see how those four kids fare when their mother needs to be taken care of while they’re barely in their 20s.

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.

I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

Yeah, Chive-bros are basically the Scientologists of titty-fucking. Those Keep Calm shirts/posters...so fucking try-harding and annoying.

i staunchly refuse to sleep with any man who has ever mentioned the chive to me

When the world revolves around you, why worry about the sun?