In case you needed more evidence that the internet, left unfettered, is awful: Boaty McBoatface has now won the poll to name an upcoming polar research vessel.

I’m not American Citizen. Nor anywhere geographically close to American.

I always joke that in my day (class of 93) the sluttiest girl in school wore more clothes than the “good girls” do now.

Decent article. However, am I missing something; the article doesn't tell me how Tesla's dealership experience is different than a conventional dealer. It does say that the Tesla experience is like an Apple Store. The problem with that is that I've never been to an Apple Store so the comparison is useless to me.

Me too! As soon as I saw the picture of that cover, I could actually smell those old issues of Seventeen. Cheap perfume and glue. I think this one is still sitting in my bedroom back home.

That second model is clearly channeling Grace from Annie.

I know you want us to focus on the hats, but that is NOT the best part. The best part is easily the makeup. My god I have never seen such prominent faux cheekbones.

Yes. Because it was a joke and she had mentioned his name as a thank you in the Emmy (which is sweet). And people with an actual sense of humor like jokes. The person telling the story is telling it endearingly and said she was his favorite.

There’s a group of drag queens in the Mission District in San Francisco who put on Golden Girls episodes live. It.Is.Everything. I actually don’t know if they’re still doing it, but if they are—go!! (I got a lap dance on stage from Blanche on my birthday. If you can get a lap dance from a Golden Girl, I highly…

It’s the employer’s responsibility to provide medical care, because they are trapped on the ship for 6 months and ports of call might have inadequate care. The article clearly says that they can’t even buy birth control or Plan B emergency contraceptives of any sort. As for providing it for free: it’s just wise policy…

But they are offering them the safest contraception of all, abstinence. The only time that ever failed to work was when the Virgin Mary got pregnant by God. For my bible tells me so.

Almost every recreational shop in Seattle has a food truck in the parking lot. I’m not going to lie and say I wouldn’t buy 6 or 7 boxes of samoas if there was a girl scout out there shilling her wares, especially considering those travel much better than a mole burrito or a container of pad see ew.

The last two years, we have KILLED selling at car dealerships on weekday evenings. We’re within a couple miles of some “Mile of Cars” type places. They’re usually pretty slow crowds, so the bored salesmen appreciate it and love to see kids with initiative and some “outside the box” thinking.

YES!!! That movie is so awesome!

I totally pictured this:

So basically you’re paying 95 euros for a shirt that has a close up of a pube or a nose hair on the back of it....nice.

Wait, how many talk shows do they have? Isn’t it just the Daily and Nightly Shows? That’s not exactly a huge sample size. Out of all of CC current programming, they run Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, Another Period, and Not Safe with Nikki Glaser. All of those shows were put on in the last 3 years, so if anything, CC…

agreed that Daily Show reached its peak relevance, creativity, and widest appeal under Jon — and now it fades away. That it happened in my time makes it another cultural and generational touchstone chalked up to early GenX’ers (we rule!).

Did she skip the red carpet? Din’t see her at all before the show.

I know it’s been done to death, but Charlize Theron was absolutely stunning in her red, cut-to-the-navel dress. But, you know, it’s Charlize. She could wear a gunny sack and it would be stunning.