I considered one of these while looking for a new car here recently.. but the Power/Money ratio wasn't what I wanted.. I don't really care about premiumness or what other people will think.. "OOOOO HES DRIVING AN AUDIIII OOOOoo" So I went with a '14 Focus ST and love it.

I LOVE that Louis C.K. bit! And it's SO true. What everyone needs to remember is it's a Ford Focus, not a Bentley! I just love mine. You'll notice if you track it, it's fantastic. The brakes just need a little TLC and you'll be in-business right out of the box.

I thought the Stig hated grilled cheese sandwiches. They make him all bloated.

I don't think it's right to call someone the Stig if they are no longer the Stig. It's not a job title, it's more like a mantle of power and anonymity. A chosen few serve for a time, sacrificing their identity for the greater good. When they return to their mortal existence, they relinquish the title.

The gamer goes back to his mom's basement, while the race car driver gets the girl.

How is this "every detail?"

Maybe tomorrow! Leaking slowly, like oil from a '71 Challenger.

I'm still not buying one, but I'd appreciate it if everyone else did.

ALL OF THEM.

This is one of the most EPIC crashes I've seen on the internets.

Hindenburg joke in 3...2...1

It's their response to the flowtie: panel gaps.

All I know is I love mine! I pre-ordered it, waited patiently for it (Ford lost it, and about thirty others) behind the factory in Wayne, Michigan. I eventually took delivery and have been unable to wipe the smile off of my face whilst behind the wheel.

I wish they kept passing it and posing in different positions so every 5 miles you'd see the same couple going at it.

Dunno.. Looks like the Viper was coming in hot and with the Audi blocking the inside, the Viper had no where to go but into the MINI. Sure, had the Audi not been there the Viper could've passed - but the reason the Audi was there was because of a yellow flag situation.

Most people seem to think you can mix and match just about any transmission and engine... like how your underwear doesn't depend on what pants you are wearing.

It's like the church is famous. And I'm 4 blocks from the church. Which means I'm 4 blocks from famous! Oh man! I can hear the paparazzi coming now!