When I was a young’n, we used to have a downtown “avenue” where people came from all around to hang out on, race other cars, generally have fun. I remember there was a guy who had one of these who seemed a bit too old to be hanging out with us. The car looked cool, and had an air about it that made you think it was…

I bet that an LS will fit.

I don’t know if that’s a bad price, or if this is a suspicious price.

To be honest, the whole car could do well with being five percent more douchy than it currently is.

That’s pretty genius.

Are you sure those wheels are chromed OEMs? They look different to me. Even appear to be a larger diameter than stock.

Re: Reckless Teen Actually Apologizes, great story! I can’t help but assume that everyone else who read this (maybe of a certain age) pictured “Uncle Deadhead” to be Sam Elliot, circa Roadhouse age.

Now I’m noticing stake bodies in my internet car shopping distraction.

A little rougher but it’s a hard pass unless I convince him to throw in that dope steering wheel cover that he’s not including.

I thought the voice alerts came on the next generation SX? We had a hatchback of this generation and I don’t think it did it. My brother had the newer generation and it did.

It’s not the worst Cadillac. It’s the best Cavalier.

Great value for improving from 3.8 to 3.3 for 0-60. But I doubt that’s going to happen from 14% more torque. I’d like to see a side-by-side on the same car, same day, same track, to see what the difference really is.

Andy, this may be the first article title on Jalopnik that made me laugh out loud!

From the automatic seatbelts and interior switchgear to the horses and belts under the hood, it’s damn near showroom perfect.

All the time!

Good point.

For what it’s worth, Google says they don’t sell this data. From the article:

According to the article, you don’t have to worry about that. Your guess is as good as mine whether this is fully true, and they can of course change at any time (with a long “revised terms of service” text that we’ll all accept).

Some context on the term “third place” for those who haven’t heard it before.

Congratulations on your headline. Perfect.