“My next song explores how profoundly unfair it is that black people can use the n-word, and I can’t.”

Didn't a sportscaster ask a tennis player to twirl on the court after a win to show off her pink outfit last year? But yeah, women get away with everything.

Apologize once you get there as well. You can even use the situation to set up a second date, if the first one goes well. Say something like, “I really owe you one for being late today. Would you let me make it up to you by taking you on a killer second date?”

This is so unbelievably sad. The US should welcome these young women with open arms, should they seek asylum.

Literally every drunk Scotsman gets the idea to just invade England. “I could dae it fuck the lot ae ye.”

I think its definitely important to accept that there are some things some of our bodies will just never do. Not accepting that is how people fall for diet and workout scams I think.

Yes! You know what...if some guy had handed me some farm made apple cider donuts it would probably be love at first sight.

It really does! I can laugh about it, but it was so awkward. The first time it happened I texted my friend and said something like, “I just met this weirdo and he just handed me an apple for some reason.”

I’ve never been athletic, I started doing regular exercise a couple of years ago due to health reasons, mostly martial arts and when I have the opportunity swimming. A couple of months ago my psychologist told me I should maybe try yoga because I stress too much. I bought a yoga matt and went to a class and OH MY GOD…

Legs up the wall is my netflix and chill of yoga.

I do headstands sometimes, but only with guidance, and support and spotting from another trusted person that I am married to, and never in search of zen, but more in search of why the fuck won’t that vertebrate calm the fuck down and align with his little friends.

Headline of my dating profile:

Meet Jessamyn Stanley, a woman who has been told her body is not ‘made’ for yoga, LOL:

Yes. THe boobs thing is real. I reminded a teacher (a flat chested woman) who was insistent that I could do this that it was A. a system designed by men, and B. she’s flat chested. There’s just too much breast tissue to be there.

I have never been able to do them either. AndIm ussually too scared to even attempt one in class for fear ill flop my ass over on another person like the class idiot.

This is such an important thing to remember, that there are some poses that you will not be able to do and it has nothing to do with your commitment, mental toughness or strength. Finding modifications is key and a good instructor will help you with that.

I stopped going to a yoga studio, also in LA, after a bad experience with handstands. I have a bad back and after reading all the articles about how one can seriously hurt themselves screwing up a hand stand I decided I would skip them.

Some delightful soul offered to help me, and when I said I’d rather not, she…

That’s how my studio is. My husband is a yoga teacher, and our studio tends to be crowded, so his cue is “If you love headstands, and if headstands love you, go for it.” Otherwise people would be falling all over each other.

I had this happen too, I was standing in the back yard about to start the lawn mower when I felt this huge cramp wrack my body, then I passed something huge. My husband was like, “Are you ok?” and I was like, “I think they left some placenta behind and it just came out”. He looked like he was going to faint or die…

I had a stubbornly antibiotic resistant C-Diff infection. Which did awful things. It lasted for most of 2 years, and it’s hard to talk about because it was a bit traumatic and I was delirious with fever for most of that time. But basically, I had explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea for 2 fucking years non-stop. Not…

You can’t gross us out “Barry”, not after what we’ve all been through.