Even though it is 04/01....

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)

Have you never seen Crazy Stupid Love?! I watch it at least twice a year. A+ comedy, A+ Ryan Gosling.

Or even worse than a phone, as I stated above, a cat. There’s nothing quite like having a cat soaked in toilet water *racing* around your apartment getting fucking *toilet water* all over the rug, the furniture, your clothes, and whatever else they come in contact with while they are losing their fucking mind because…

This. Also, when I was growing up, our towels were stored on shelves over the toilet, and the towel rack is there now in my current apartment. It only takes *one* round of fishing a towel out of the toilet before you close the lid every single time. And then there was the time my idiot cat FELL IN THE TOILET because…

Put BOTH lids down you savages. A kid could fall in there. or worse, a phone.

I would worry less about the Kotaku staff getting torn to shreds than the Jez staff running Kotaku and their commenters going HAM.

I would say because the stakes are far higher for them. Worst case scenario we might have to wipe up a little spill— whereas they’re risking a cool porcelain embrace on the booty, or outright falling in...

In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

But do you have gifs of baby goats?

Gizmodo already took over io9.

I too have a butt and thighs, and I have never found a high waisted pair that look good and don't cut in! It’s very annoying, as they always look good on curvy girls in magazines, etc. The fit I have best for swimsuit bottoms are the ones that have ties on the sides. That way you can control the fit and the tightness.…

Basically there were chicken thighs in my freezer I wanted to use but I had this moment of doubting if they were mine and since my roommate wasn’t home and didn’t answer her texts, I couldn’t confirm. I somehow convinced myself this meant I had to go to the grocery store if i wanted to eat and then burst into tears. I…

The Republicans are like someone who trained their dog to be aggressive and bite anything that moves and now they’re surprised that it’s turned on them.

Why risk losing the “damn bitch had it coming” vote? That is at least half of his base, anyways.

BMI, as calculated by the height/weight ratio, is almost completely useless. An athlete with a lot of muscle mass will show up as overweight.

clean up in aisle panties, am i right?