I was getting a bit of " I consider myself a dom because I like the idea of being in control in bed because it flatters my ego more than what I actually am, a lazy, selfish lover who doesn't want to have to exert myself figuring out how to please my partner nor explain what really pleases me. Expect a lot of…

Mine too!

I'm betting he wears running gear/lululemon constantly, no matter the occasion.

"Masculine" usually means bald.

It is so, completely, 100% not surprising to me that this guy thinks he's a Dom. I have met his type so many times on fetlife or in actual kink clubs. They can actually be pretty dangerous Doms because they're pretty unlikely to use safewords. Guys like this, who so obviously have issues with their partner being…

* We wake up and cuddle, talk, make love, be affectionate.

I don't think he has 20-year-old friends. I think he knows some 20-year-olds who tolerate him and he specifically is bringing it up to make himself not sound old since there is no way he is looking for a female who is his age. Also, when people call you too "intense" it is not because they think you are…

Where is this girl? Running for her damn life if she's got an ounce of sense.

I love it when these guys brag about all the girlfriends who have been so ecstatically happy with them…and yet for some reason said girlfriends never stick around.

I kind of just read his spieland assumed he was a lefty. But upon closer inspection he would almost definitely have mentioned it if he was left-handed. Like "...as a left-handed person I am very in touch with my creativity..."

Everyone wants a boyfriend who is a good boss. A boyfriend who doesn't tolerate slacking, who has a bedroom in which you will not be sleeping, and who wants a muse.

How many 40-somethings have 20-year-old friends? Do you think he's counting people on Facebook?

VERY SELF IMPORTANT. I had to do hospitality shit for his stupid band one time and he was kind of a shit to me and my co-worker. I just kinda ignored him but he was kinda snippy to my co-worker and she called him on it and he was all like... mockingly apologetic to her and then decided to turn on the charm and be…

Random, but related. My boss went to college with Jared Leto and said even then he was a strange, sexy dude. Like he'd invite you to go out/hang out, but when you got to his dorm he'd be semi naked and there'd be several semi naked ladies lounging around when he opened the door.

I am not buying normcore accessories from the undeclared third Olsen twin. That is just not a thing that is going to happen.

U MAD, bro?

Bao Bao was just impersonating every DC area driver on the roads this morning.

We can't get them to say what they honestly think in case voters' opinions change.

Not another Clinton either.

So basically someone is playing the primary game— expect to see Jeb push further and further into the whackadoodle right as the primary heats up. I expect a full-Romney by the time 2016 rolls around and to ignore all of his history in favor of appeasing the Teanuts.