"For me the worst case scenario is we run the profile of a number of these kits and we find out we got a serial rapist … but he hasn't been caught ever,"

This is an extremely expensive endeavor," requiring "additional investigators, additional court personnel, prosecutors...advocates and counselors to help people who are reopening old wounds.

I just can't think of another crime (that has actual victims), where the police are just like "Welp, these are too expensive to investigate. That sucks! Onwards to other criminal investigations, I guess"

My spanish is rusty but I think olvidar = forget - Neither forgive, nor forget.

Manic Pixie Dream Cup

That beautiful man makes everything better.

Shark Week Aquarium

Picture it: WalMart, 2010.

I have so many stories about quitting, because I was a huge goddamn loser for half my life.

For me, it was three weeks ago when I said fuck it, I need a positive change in my life. My mental health was damaged, and people were dragging me down.

The first thing I ever quit was cheerleading in grade 10. My commitment to cheering waned considerably after football because I had gotten a part time job and, frankly, the cheer uniforms for basketball were a hideous mustard polyester abomination. The faculty advisor for cheerleading was explaining the importance…

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

I was so lucky, cause I did exactly that at my last job... but the boss there was basically insane, so he didn't get that I'd quit and called me back 2 weeks later to fire me. Because he insisted on firing me, I was given severance.

You should check out the Hallmark Channel, every fucking movie on there has these plots. I'm convinced it's all secretly produced by Fox News.

I don't get why they don't just come out and say "I want a replacement Mommy who will have sex with me".

if women said the same shit on msnbc fox would literally lose their mind

This makes me think of Gaston in Beauty and the Beast describing his perfect marriage.

This is bullshit. Those tips are really only telling you how to make sure you're getting into the Uber car you ordered. The problem is that the Uber car you ordered is being driven by a psycho that wants to rape, murder, and eat you in no particular order.

"I told you, this village is under my protection." Casandra called out to the approaching stranger, her voice ringing with both confidence and disdain. She was growing bored with this routine. She'd already slain a score of would-be "liberators" seeking to bring her home to heel for any of a half-dozen competing…

wow. Normally I see these and think, oh that's cool.