I thought that was what those things that go on beer cans were called that feature sports teams and the like.

I see your sparkle cave, and raise you a glitter bun.

Legend claims that she was a prostitute in a Cantonese floating brothel and that she refused Cheng's proposal until he promised to give her half of his fleet and a share of his command

Loved this consent-based takedown of mistletoe drones on Ghomeshi's old radio program:

So does this thing just randomly show up or do you have to request it? I'm just thinking of some well-meaning TGI Fridays employee sending this thing to hover over a brother and sister having a nice family dinner or two co-workers out to lunch. Ew. Not to mention that someone would eventually try to swat the…

This would be cute at like a school dance maybe. Or no, that would never fly there. This would be a great game to play at all the middle school dance after parties I wasn't invited to though.

Some men just want to watch the whole world burn. For lulz.

Shit just got real, yo.

Could you imagine how ridiculous the opposite sounds:

I don't get why anybody would see this when they could watch The Prince of Egypt instead.

Having been raised in the anti-abortion movement, I have to take issue with the idea that "they really and truly believe it's murder" on any kind of wide scale. In fact, what first started me questioning the idea that what I'd been taught about abortion was true when when, at age 11 or 12, I passionately asked why, if…

Fine, then. It's baby killing, if they want it to be.

-_- Dear Congress: Hi, person who has a uterus here. I know you don't know much about how reproduction works but let me share a quick story. See, I don't have the lining of my uterus anymore. My uterus is still there, and so are my ovaries and all that, so I ovulate just as much as the next ovary-having person does,…

Yes, about 90 percent of abortions in the U.S. are performed in the first 12 weeks. Guttmacher did a study of people who get abortions after 20 weeks and found a number of factors: those women tend to be, as they put it, "raising children alone, were depressed or using illicit substances, were in conflict with a male…

"LOL. NO."

"DAMN STRAIGHT WE ARE! TEAM LAME WHITE ASSHOLE!"

Won't this backfire? Are Republicans really prepared to hear from a bunch of women who discovered at their first ultrasound that their baby had no brain, took up collections from everyone they knew, and drove 24 hours to one of the few clinics that performs late term abortions, and tell them "nope, you carry that…

i hope obama writes 'lol no' on the bill

If your constituents don't like abortions, I would recommend to them that they avoid having any.