Let's be real though, blurry Paul Rudd looks like 58% of blurry white guys.

My best friends grandfather is a Cornelius. The man punched a runaway horse and knocked it out. Cornelius is a badass name.

guys if we ever meet irl please dont be upset that i am not a dinosaur

Yick. I spoke to a very pretty, very muscled, much face dude from NOVA a few days ago on OKcupid. It turned out that he was army and worked for the Pentagon. We had this funny long discussion that he started about why some people might have made up ideas about you before you meet them. Looks, age, workout regimen, if…

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

Touching you, and then watching you, is creepy and unnecessary. Whether he intend to make you uncomfortable or not, he doesn't get the right to do so unabashedly. You deserve to feel safe. That's the only thing that matters. His entitlement to gawk at you and confront you about your appearance enrages me. I'm so sorry…

I know it can be rough when you're shy, but it's worth being able to say this: "You're making me uncomfortable." (And you can say, "You're making me uncomfortable and I have a boyfriend.")

Since I'm in the greys I don't think YT videos show up for everybody else, but this is worth watching. It's an animation by artist Vivienne Medrano that she did for her thesis project. This is some of the best animation that I've seen in years, and if she keeps it up she could easily be one of the best animators of…

I think moving someone's laundry is 100% okay. I actually had this weird altercation with a neighbor in my apartment building over this- I went down to do my laundry, stuff was sitting in the washer after the timers had gone off, so there was no way of knowing how long it had been sitting there, so I put it on top of…

#antibodies

I've been saying this for a while now.

I grew up in a time when being a "gamer" was cause for ridicule. Shit, admitting to owning a Nintendo in the mid-80's was a good way to get your ass kicked at my school (not at all schools, I understand).

Now that gaming's finally mainstreamed, and the hobby has -finally- gained…

Hah. I'm pretty sure the local university had a zombie walk or something recently, because I was wandering the local convenience shop by the bus stop waiting for my bus and a very well-made-up zombie walked in looking for a snack. It was actually kind of hilarious, because the guy at the till did a brilliantly…

Mark, I too am Team Hedgehog Might Just Be Trying To Get The Fuck Out Of The Water, but THANK YOU FOR THIS NONETHELESS.

Just tell us if he was ever published in Highlight for Children!!!

This is going to sound a bit first world but the setting is important....each year at Christmas my family is invited to a Christmas Day dinner in Colorado at a famous older musician's house. There are rarely celebrities in attendance, but I guess this time a very famous writer was there. I'm talking like Dan…

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

I know there's just so SO much garbage behavior in these messages to unpack, but it's a very specific peeve of mine when I see stuff like "take your meds, see your therapist" being hurled out as some kind of insult.

I was over that song after five minutes, but after reading these conspiracy theories, I am currently bellowing "Let it go" for all to hear. If anyone hears what sounds like a wounded wolf, it's me.

My highschool history teacher used to wear a button on his jacket that said "Repeal the 19th Amendment". He said it was a test to see if anyone actually remembered what the 19th amendment was, I said it was because he was a dick. After I was allowed to return to his classroom, we agreed to disagree.

Republicans don't want any women voting. At all. Ever. It wouldn't shock me if one of them brought a bill to repeal the 19th Amendment.