Since when did being "edgy" become all about punching down instead of punching up? "Edginess" is not siding with "the man" and making fun of people who are fighting the man. Edginess is a bold fuck-you to the institutions that dominate, to the government, etc.

My dingbat sister-in-law (who has a long history of dingbattery) proudly proclaimed that she and her husband (who also happens to be a big-headed, chauvinistic asshole) were going as Ray Rice and wife for Halloween (they're big Ravens fans). With a great deal of restraint, I told her about two friends of mine who had…

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

I just saw his set in DC on Friday night, and he did the same bit. The audience wasn't sure what to say or think. Lots of uncomfortable "Whaaaaa?" and phones being flipped out as people either googled it, or texted someone to say "OMG, guess what Hannibal Buress just said!"

I feel like pointing out that my real, legal name is in fact Zucchini Bread. My mom had a LOOOOONG labor.

'What is fascinating about the comments here is that if you read the actual full article on The Guardian link, you'll find the story plays out a little differently and that the commenters on there have a very different sympathy than here"

She's also clearly self-identified as a feminist and constantly talks about the glories of female friendship. But there's this constant media message to judge and dislike her, for a variety of "reasons": she writes about ex-boyfriends! (yeah, male writers never do that); she's rich! (yeah, unlike ... all the other…

I love Hannibal, and I love this call out

Bill Cosby is a good example of the "rapists are normal people, not obvious monsters" thing. As long as we continue to believe all rapists come off as inherently creepy people will still disbelieve survivors, no matter how credible their stories.

I think I was going to explode if you guys didn't cover this story. Thank you for giving it the attention it deserves. Kathleen Hale is a deeply disturbed person. It's horrifying to see so many people—including writers I thought highly of—defend her actions. If she had been a man, no one would be calling her piece…

"You're fat," I shouted. And then I poured the entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide on her head.

I know that there is lots of wrong in this ad, and lots worse, but it's always a huge red flag to me when a man refers to women as "females." It just seems weirdly objectifying, like people are talking about lab specimens or zoo animals versus people.

To me, it looks like he killed 2 elderly retirees, burned all of their furniture for warmth, and left the knick-knacks up

I definitely push mine back in when it pops halfway out. Half the time this happens when I'm somewhere other than my own bathroom, so changing the tampon would actually be a huge pain! Plus, it's a brand new tampon, the fuck if I'm gonna let my poop try to take it along for the ride. Now the question is, does anyone…

I live in perpetual fear that, because I overshare online, someone is going to screencap all the gross stuff I shouldn't say in public and send it to my boss.

And you're all, "No, I won't! I will conserve resources!" So you zip up, leave the bathroom, and spend the next hour or so regretting your life decisions, because it's uncomfortable as hell.

When I learned that women often poop during labor because those muscles are connected, I was so relieved my body wasn't just…

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

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I also want to find the 28% of respondents that hover. No ladies, you cannot accurately piss and hover, especially if you are in heels. Target sells toilet seat covers for $1/10 covers if you are that toilet-phobic.

Almost no one gets into sex work for personal fulfillment — it's a job with low barriers to entry that pays better than most other jobs accessible to people without much education.

I keep maintaining that they'll miss Andrea the most of anyone in the group. She's like a canary in a freakin' coalmine for bad guys. They could have sent her into Terminus first. If she went, "hey, that skinny guy is kinda hot....and 'Gareth'... kinda a sexy, artistic name" they could have all just turned around…