And yet so many people think it's ok to use the "r" word for a Washington football team, and we should "get over it."

Maybe we should start handing out a flow chart: Should I Use the N-Word -> Are You Black? -> No -> Then NO. -> B-but... -> I SAID NO.

Has anyone reached his black best friend for a comment?

If you ask "would you rape someone," a rapist will say no. If you ask, "would you hold someone down so you could have sex with them," a rapist will say yes. If you ask, "would you have sex with a sleeping person," a rapist will say yes. If you ask, "would you get someone blackout drunk to have sex with them," a rapist…

Well, I guess he really isn't like most rapists, in that he was tried and convicted in a court of law.

He's not a classic rapist because not enough of his kind are prosecuted and convicted to make it a classic. In fact, there is nothing more classic than being raped while drunk. It's practically the salt and vinegar chips of rape.

I'm basically Asriel in beliefs and ambition, so it's perfect. And I'm pretty sure I'm not going to let a little thing like death stop me. The multiverse awaits.

If their journals are anything like reading through the comments here, they mostly went, "Waaaah."

I'm going to guess you're a dude and have also never heard of laser hair removal.

...if they don't shave their arm pits or legs for 10 weeks...

Hi. Woman here. I have PCOS, which means I don't shed my uterine lining without medication. My hormones freak the fuck out and I gain massive amounts of weight in a short period of time and also generally feel like shit. The medication most used to treat PCOS is a birth control pill. Nice try with the whole "women…

He handed down a decision that explicitly said "We're ruling this way because (in part) this opt-out is an example of how this situation can be resolved legally." In less than a week, he contradicted his own ruling and said "nope, opt-outs aren't legal either". Regardless of agenda, that's pretty much the textbook…

OH NO. No no no. I fought the ticket and it was thrown out. In addition, I went before the district magistrate and they found in my favor. The city was forced to pay my insurance deductible as well. MWAHAHAHAHA.

I still see the cop every so often when I'm walking around the city.

A guy once told my friend who has a big butt that it was a shame that there was all that yard and no dog up in it. And then I think he may have barked.

Between your story and the 9/11 story, I can't top that, but I did want to share my worst getting hit on story.

How about "you know, I've always had a thing for redheads" as if that makes you a unique buck-the-trend special snowflake? I hate that.

In college, I was a no make-up wearing nature-y art major. My favorite outfit was this fairly long, heavy gray wool skirt, black wool sweater, black wool cap and long gray coat. Flashy, right? I had take the Greyhound bus to get from college to my hometown to visit my parents. Anyway, an Amish dude gets on the…

Haha, well, this was the weirdest pickup line I've ever received. My friends and I were out at our favorite shitty bar having a good ol' drunken time. One of the regular guys there hadn't seen me in a while, and I think forgot that we knew each other (he had a bit of a drinking problem). We were talking on and off…

Can't top that. And I don't know if this is wierd or just unfortunate.