Well, firstly, LYSISTRATA.

Sure. You can throw that statistic that says more often than not it is male dominated, but that doesn't diminish the fact that women fit these roles, as well.

Has anyone made one that says "That's enough United States of America for today"?

"Oh shit, when you said 'bridesmaid ass' I thought you meant.... Sorry dudes, my bad."

Lots of people are having numerous showers now. It's quite obnoxious imo.

It broke my heart listening to him in his confessionals this week. At first I was turned off by him because of the whole Vegas club promoter thing, but he really grew on me. It sucks to think the producers pushed that conversation to create drama.

If it is , as I believe it's supposed to be, a space dolphin getting a facial, it's working.

And here I thought I was the most romantically illiterate person on Earth, good to know I'm not alone. If I had a quarter for every time I've been out with friends and later had one of them say "can you believe how shamelessly that guy was flirting with you?" and just stared at them with a vacant look, I'd be rich…

Must be nice. It sucks being agnostic in America. I don't even know where to begin.

Well when I get the inevitable questions from "concerned" family members and acquaintances about why I'm 30 and single, I can now tell people it's because nobody wants to marry an Atheist! This is brilliant, nothing shuts up a conversation better than that. Aces.

You must have missed the last memo. We must now read all Dawkins material and gift it to others at every conceivable opportunity. Also, on Tuesdays we wear pink.

They're used to a "Bible". It's hard to grasp that atheists don't have one. It's cool.

You know the similarities are going to bring the trolls to the yard.

I truly hope she grows up, finishes her list and is standing on a hill in the westerlands watching Casterly Rock burn to the ground. If that's the last scene in the series, I will be beyond thrilled.

That still only counts as one!

TROLOLOLOLOLO

I can't stand guys who catcall and I find the lip smacks especially enraging. I usually just ignore them or give them a bitchy staredown but what happened earlier this week was way out of the norm.

Can we replace the running of the bulls with the running of the baby goats?

What? Seriously? This is beyond the bounds of good sense. There are some people who can apply sunscreen in the morning and be good for the rest of the day, but with my skin, that would be a laughable (or at least a laugh until it hurts) idea. A parasol and a straw hat wouldn't cut it either, as nice as those can be. I…