RIGHT? If I have someone I'm actively flirting with, and I'm into, but we haven't gotten to bow chicka wow wow yet, it's like once a day. Otherwise, it's like once a week when I realize I have a free ten minutes and I haven't done it in a while.

And in this specific instance, I find it hard to believe Jemisin just rage-scrawled some incoherent screed in her own blood demanding That Douchebag's head on a pike. "Angry" is a perfectly rational response to the kind of racist and misogynistic bullshit she had her face rubbed in, but I have the sneaking suspicion…

i think the confusion is when men expect regular women to all look like gisele and are horrified and disappointed when we don't. i cannot quote stats on this but i have found that while lots of women find jamie dornan attractive, they do not expect their mate to look like that and are accepting of more types of…

This is what sold me:

Actually, no - I was like "That water is obscuring my view."

My favorite part of that episode wasn't even on TV. Credits are rolling, and I get a text from my mom. It read: 'See what happens when you get cocky?!'

Wha'? You mean you don't consider your work life to be a charitable enterprise that you participate in because you don't have something better to do? *vomits*

That third one made me literally laugh out loud. Also, the last one looks like a life-sized, crocheted tampon.

Wow... she looks like a hunched & frightened soft-serve.

It's for your Easter Island-themed wedding, obviously.

Over and over again, I've seen commenters, bloggers and even a few media types make comments about how much 'better' it would have been if Rodgers had just 'had sex with hookers'. As a sex worker, I can't tell you how appalled this makes me. Please, stop wishing more of these monsters on us. We already deal with (and…

I was thinking something more like this:

How about instead of creating less, vaguer sizes; you just create one universal sizing system that actually makes sense like, I dunno, ACTUAL MEASUREMENTS! Both the S,M,L and the 2,4,6 sizing structure are nonsense — they don't actually mean anything (more accurately, they mean something different at every store).…

Or, as I would put it, men's sizes.

Dear #NotAllMen,

I'ma let you finish, but Penfifteen has the best Amazon Review of all time!

The Last Airbender

Those look like the most delicious potato skins ever and make the ones that come from TGIF look like sadness and disappointment.