LOLLLL. The first time my (now ex) bf visited me when I was living in NY, I took him to this known firefighters' bar because it was our local pub (for obvious reasons). A bunch of firefighters inevitably showed up, having just come off a shift. I kid you not, the next morning I woke up to find my bf in the living…

when we had a huge fire at my complex two years ago we were rescued by 39 firefighters . Even in the midst of the madness my husband looked at me and said " what is this the cast from Thunder Down Under"?

I know some people will say that it's something she should just brush off, because clearly he didn't actually get up her skirt and his intentions were comic and she was surrounded by other people blah blah blah...

I remember a college friend scooping up filling from some really gloopy cafeteria cherry pie, plopping it on her plate and announcing, "This looks just like my period." All the girls laughed and the boys just looked stunned and disgusted.

literally horrifying omg there is fucking line and you crossed it dude. i am throwing holy water at this thread right now because it needs jesus

I recently finished a doctoral program that was around 80% men, and I found myself surrounded by guys more often than not. Most of them were dear people that I consider great friends (NOT ALL MEN), but there was a group that would constantly try to make me feel uncomfortable by talking about their favorite porn and…

So... not all menses?

I'm pretty sure this is my list of blocked users on OKCupid.

I knew a dude that looked just like him. He was working on an MA studying chameleons. All of the ladies loved him and he gave my roommate genital warts.

He's what it would look like if you raised a Cupie doll on nothing but corn, steaks, and creatine.

If he chopped his hair he would age about 20 years. I know this because I just put my fingers over the screen.

Anna Hughes is reported to have said:

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

I like it because I think it has shades of Beyoncé, yet is wholly Arianne in my head.

Am I the only one who thinks Victarion Greyjoy is ridiculous? "I'm a badass plundering pirate who wants to marry Daenarys and otherwise don't really add anything to the plot besides making the readers feel really bad for the tongueless dusky woman." I hope he does try to kidnap and marry Dany and she burns the shit…

The boldest I saw was on a senior class trip with the school officials seated two seats up. Everyone around the couple was watching, it's a miracle no one laughed or spoiled it. School ended in a week so socially it was no big deal but it was a christian school so....that wouldn't have been good.

No, Daario is Benjen, who is Old Nan.

You win last week's Pissing Contest with this post.

My boyfriend from another culture, country and religion and I were trying to get his parents permission to get married but they insisted I had to convert first and agree to live in a joint family. So we had sex in his parents walk in closet while I was wearing his mom's extensive jewelry collection when they were out…