These are fantastic. Though, while I definitely like Elsa as Daenerys, I also LOVED this one.

Princess Jasmine IS Arianne Martell. It is known.

Phaedra's marque? Asking because I've been considering "love as thou wilt" for a while now.

In all my 20 years of dating, I cannot think of a time where a guy asked me for a large sum of money. Sure I can think of all the times a guy was rude, inconsiderate, cheap, creepy, weird, intrusive, or sexist. But never once did they ask me for money.

I'm sure they will catch Monty Emu. He's not much of a flight risk.

"Is anyone online portal sacred? Probably porn, but that's besides the point."

I'm not really sure what you're trying to say with this. Do you have family in Venezuela? Or are you there? My family has been literally cramped in a dark apartment building for days, with their windows shuttered, terrified that a bullet might still fly through. They all live by the capitol, but had to flee to a…

Well, this is awkward.

Yes in light of other happenings in Caracas, this post is....awkward.

He's a little bit busy committing massive human rights violations to worry about his predecessor's drunk daughters.

I was going to make a snarky joke. But in earnest, this article is a slap in the face to those who lost their lives and those who are still fighting for change. Do you realize that Maduro has sanctioned "paramilitary" (i.e., fucking motorcycle gangs) out into the streets of Caracas, where they have free reign to do…

Hmm, anything else going on right now in Venezuela?

Yes! And it's hard to describe because it's seemingly all based on intuition. If you accused someone of creep staring you, they'd just deny it or people would think you're crazy. I'm not crazy! Creep do this and they know they can get away with it!

It's quite beautiful.

Definitely read that girl's name as whitey

On my way home from work, I'll be stopping off to buy batteries. Ahem.

My friends held a Winter Olympics in the Summer party, complete with tarp covered in dishwasher soap for luging, speed skating and ice dancing (to the Wobble.) (NBD, I won Gold for women's speedskating.) For my figure skating costume I cut off panty hose legs, cut a hole in the toe area for my hands to come through…

He shall be The Stallion Who Mounts the World!

Definitely thought this was Portia and Ellen at first glance

First real laugh of the day. KUDOS.