such cruelty. wow. much gloat.

Snow is nature's sweatpants:

Having never seen the phrase "semen as an accessory" before, I have so, so many questions. But I'm sure all of them have to do with pearl necklaces.

I give it an 8/10 trolling. Solid ignorance, mention of "what about the children???" and weird fascination with semen are always crowd-pleasers, but needs more caps lock. Would definitely reply again.

Not that he's good looking but I once had a 45 minute conversation with Steven Speilberg at a park with our dogs before I asked him "what do you do?" He said he "made movies." And I replied "anything I've seen?" That's when he took off his glasses and hat and chuckled. He thought it was "refreshing." His dogs were…

You go Google.

Uh, RTFA.

People who you never liked (or never liked you) in high school. Why did I accept all those invites when I joined?!?!

I live very near Jennings and have worked there in the past. Lots of people around here have wondered if the HBO show would reignite interest in the case. The killings have been the subject of several true crime shows but for some reason, the string of murders has failed to capture the popular imagination in a way…

the Louisiana Parish of Jefferson Davis

Ok, so the entire nation is either frozen or on fire.

Isn't your state currently on fire?

Seconded. I think shipping Harry and Hermione both undermines how great it is to see a strong male/female friendship and takes Hermione from a dominant relationship position with Ron and makes her second to Harry. No bueno.

This one of my favorites:

I just don't have enough middle fingers.

I get that it's all semantics and everything but I feel like his use of "made love" as a euphemism might be the least appropriate use of language...ever? In any language?

"Pathetic mob efforts" eh? PAGING DR. FRANKENSTEIN. Oh no your creation is creating mass outrage amongst the townspeople? Better double down on that, I heard it ends well.

Childless women also earn less than men in similar positions.

I was about to click on that video, and then I read you story, and realized that it would cause me to go into a non-productive hate spiral.

Yup. Complaining about women being pandered to is a time honored method for pandering to men.