I heard elevators go all the way down...I'm not a racist though. My best friend is an elevator.

I heard escalators were behind Benghazi.

Don't take the stairs; there's a pretty good chance you'll trip and tear a ligament in your ankle — which actually happened to me once — or suffer some other injury. Walking down stairs also puts intense pressure on your knees, which will wear out your cartilage faster. Lifts are a no no, too — I've heard stories ...…

*and herpes.

Don't forget the herpes.

B-b-but I worked hard and pulled myself up by my bootsraps, so why should my kid have to eat the same lunch as the pooooooors? Why should those children eat, when their parents are less capable than meeeeeeeeeeeee?

My mom's a lunch lady for a school in Utah, and the district absolutely pressures her to pull this kind of shit. They call the parents, send notes home, and give the students a few days warning. Still, if their parents are flat broke and/or don't speak English, this kind of stuff happens. My mom doesn't give a fuck,…

My understanding, from discussions with the superintendent of our school district, is that it is actually more costly to administer who "deserves," or doesn't, free and reduced lunch, than it would be to just provide a free lunch to all the students.

So they wasted even MORE money? On top if being assholes? Instead of letting the kids eat what was on the tray, they threw it out and then gave them a milk and fruit? It would have been cheaper to just let them eat what they had to begin with. Fucking genius.

I love when I see "Choose Life" bumper stickers.

Or the other way around? Callous, hateful people are attracted to the Republican party because it gives them an 'acceptable' outlet to spew their filthy hatred.

So to paraphrase: "We are happy with the choice we chose, ergo no one else should have a choice."

"Republicans believe health care choices should be yours, not the government’s."

1) Marry pre-transition trans woman

It is pretty sickening and sad at times.

You think, having slept with 10,000 women (a dubious claim), he would be able to understand what his daughter might find attractive in them.

There have already been all those comments.

If it's happening everywhere, then by that very supposition, this says everything about the gaming community and industry. And just as other industries and communities need to battle this behavior in their own respective groups, we too need to do our part in the gaming community.

There's the article.

There's a difference between advertising I don't like and advertising that is actively offensive. A stupidly heartwarming commercial urging me to buy life insurance so I can protect my family*? Gah, no thanks. It's not offensive, I just don't like it. An ad for webhosting that just consists of scantily clad thin…