This is kind of weird but I'll share it anyway. I've always been very open about my body and never really tried to hide it. Some people think that I might be a little too open about it but whatever, it's my body. Well, one time a website offered five figures for unaltered pictures of my body and then they made a post…

Um, seriously? This is an incredibly important story to tell, and to frame it in terms of Matthew McConaughey playing a "REAL LIVE HUMAN WHO LIVED" is really fucking disrespectful. The person he is playing actually did live, and suffered because the bureaucracy of the United States deemed his disease a joke. Kind of…

I have the same issue with my boyfriend. We have not come to an agreement yet and I have no idea how we will. For the first time in my life, i'm hoping for all girls so I don't even have to deal with it.

This is a play by play of my reaction: Aw, he's gonna try and get that whole thing in his... oh my god... OH MY GOD!

This is SO freaking cute!

I have a body acceptance blog, and received an email from the casting people for this show several months back, wanting me to audition. They were sure that there MUST be someone that has made fun of me or tortured me for being plus size, and that wouldn't it be fantabulous if I would subject myself to their capable…

Mash up an aspirin (has to be aspirin, not Tylenol or Advil, for the salicylic acid) with a little Visine; apply like a paste. Rinse and repeat as necessary. The aspirin takes down the swelling while the visine gets rid of the redness. If you start tonight or even tomorrow you should be fine by Monday.

My parents were weird about boyfriends staying in my bedroom until I was 25 or so. Their reasoning: they don't want me to be a bad influence on my little brother. Meanwhile, my (teenage) brother has porn literally cascading out of his computer. I really don't think me sleeping in the same bed with a person with whom I…

"They made fun of my hat! They called it MACARONI!"

This is similar to my situation. Even when my sister was 31, and had been living with her boyfriend in a one bedroom apartment for three years (which they knew about since they helped them to move in), whenever they came home, they had to sleep in separate bedrooms. We have been told that we cannot share a room at…

My husband and lived together for 4.5 years before we got engaged and we had to sleep in separate rooms when we visited my parents. Once we were engaged and visited for Thanksgiving, my mom said very quietly to me, "Your dad might let you guys sleep in your room, " and I just said, "Forget it." It was so stupid.

Yeah! That was my thought - I'd have felt sooo awkward as a teenager having a guy sleep over or sleeping at his place.

I was a fairly wild teenager and was still a little weirded out that one of my friend's mom let her boyfriend spend the night in bed with her. I really don't think I wanted my parents to know that much about me or my sexual habits!

When I was in law school I lived with my parents. In my final year, when I was 29 years old, my mother descended to my basement abode, and told me I could now engage in sleepovers with someone special should I like. She did warn me, however, that she would not look kindly on me sneaking one night stands over. NO…

Iron Sky. Motherfucking Space Nazis on the Moon.

I recently watched Safety Not Guaranteed and really enjoyed it.

Been watching Orange is the New Black? I enjoyed it.

Woodie Allen's Manhattan! It is hilarious and beautifully shot. If you like/don't mind Woodie then I highly recommend it. It you don't like him, stay away.

I recently heard the tale of a university student who had an appointment with an university lecturer. Who came to the appointment? The parents of the adult university student. And just to be clear, it wasn't the parents who accompanied the student, it was just the parents. Apparently the student was too "busy".

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