Cedric punched him first lol

311 ?

Florida has gun laws?

snowboardin

This is barely a Deadspin thing.

Hmmm, I'll wait until Bill Maher and Ricky Gervais weigh in.

Diets are a fad....but not my diet!

Its wrote on Cowboys stationary.

1. Getting hit by a car

Hi five, Zach Braff!

Anderson Valley Trippel Abbey Ale

what a pussy, the only thing keeping Phillip Rivers' organs intact is three unbroken ribs and a fervent belief in the Eucharist.

What up 'nilla?

ain't nothin in Temecula but ass-kickins and shitty wine

Well Will, there's this story of members of parliment that ran British pedophile rings in the 1970's.

The only guns I need

Shut up, he's on a roll.

Maybe he misunderstood their taunts of "Put in the doughboy."

Cooper is the camera-guy in the family.

Watt/Paul 2020