That's some bullshit.

And it's a higher than 51% charge in criminal case I think.

That's good SEO my man VSlave!

Maybe Santa Clara police lieutenant hasn't policed outside his office since 2009 and really wants to show he's earning that overtime?

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Deadspin I-team assemble.

I can't believe he went to Harvard, and played basketball in college.

oh no not Xience! It has Xenergy!

Your move Drake.

I want to take Kyle to lunch and buy him a Shirley Temple.

Good, I hate the hype and the rebranding. It's just a Falafel!

Bon Jovi MIDI tracks, hell yeah!

Good thing the federal government can still indict him for violation our civil rights. Peter King I mean.

Maybe not have "hack" right in the name?

(This joke is old and dumb) edit

this shit is good for a toddler

this shit is good for a toddler

Cutting, high school level, math jokes.

Except for the Raiders

They don't drink it: not enough X's on the can.

Think it's bad now, just wait a few days.