Hey, a snowplow just tore the mirror off you car.

Tommy?

You think hockey fans have an inferiority complex? Talk to a sober rugby fan.

"Butthurt" is one word, dumb ass.

+1 WAR

What a fresh take!

"Now?!"

Child's video game based on fake sport too unrealistic.

The soccer may suck, but look at that growth!

Brett Favre seems to be enjoying his second career as the "before" picture in those penis pill ads.

Brett Favre seems to be enjoying his second career as the reasonable guy on Duck Dynasty.

Brett Favre seems to be enjoying his second career as a Macy's Santa understudy.

San Diego State, I see.

Rob Ford:
Picks up Blackberry,
Takes elevator to hotel gym,
Take furtive photo through window of two thread mills,
Composes tweet,
Smokes crack,
Starts day.

Fresh take!

Like u dont fart.

Yeah but they opened a new Cracker Barrel in Amarillo.

You cracked the code, have some mayonnaise as a reward.