That said you seem smart.

/ Jalopnik posters rush to post comments explaining that they're not that kind of race fan.

Yeah well, I don't see any algae on the glass, do you?

Go back to the chive.

Is he gambling?

Naw, yoga's yoga- so whatever keeps you motivated.

Where?

Did she vomit?

Is this a popular reference?

I wish Kermit wouldn't sit like that.

Is that the porny "spot the differences" game? That cannot be ranked too low.

Sure, if there's a metal detector in his corner.

Ha ha gifs! Keep it fresh!

Ha ha gifs! Keep it fresh!

I watch TV too!

14,988 never log in again.

Falling down drunk karaoke.

From the original article: "To be fair, we should point out that our tipster did not share his end of the exchange (see update below) with us, but we assume he's a huge asshole, too."

Less embarrassing than their stance on anthropomorphic climate change.

1 guacamole
2 salsa
3 the other choices are garbage