"(He) had met his obligations, if as minimally as possible" is printed on my college diploma, I think.

Rugby bro couldn't make a team, takes it out on fan.

I like rent controls.

Could you imagine how little you would know if you also had ovaries?

You put Chuck D next to Mike D. Do not fuck this up MSG. It's like a hip hop meet-cute.

Holy shit that's good.

I miss skinny Kobe.

Well the calendar says its 2014 now, so what do you expect?

Keep doing those parlor tricks Faldo, I'm sure history will remember you as an equal to your brother Bilbo.

I cooked your pot roast for thanksgiving and the leftovers made great steak sandwiches. I think I preferred the roast thinly sliced and browned in a sandwich, even days later.

"...Harvard...begged the question..."

They both seem awful.

Or was it the alcohol?

Huh, no, here

347) Getting hit by a car

Baby wipes are great for removing sap from hands and clothes. Hand sanitizer too. (For obvious reasons)

On TV the Lakers uniforms look like new white shorts and a dingy white undershirt.

Snoop Dogg likes rolling paper so damn much.

I WATCH TV TOO LOLOLLOL!!!!

Guys a burner has a dumb opinion. Stop what you're doing and read!