I cooked your pot roast for thanksgiving and the leftovers made great steak sandwiches. I think I preferred the roast thinly sliced and browned in a sandwich, even days later.

"...Harvard...begged the question..."

They both seem awful.

Or was it the alcohol?

Huh, no, here

347) Getting hit by a car

Baby wipes are great for removing sap from hands and clothes. Hand sanitizer too. (For obvious reasons)

On TV the Lakers uniforms look like new white shorts and a dingy white undershirt.

Snoop Dogg likes rolling paper so damn much.

I WATCH TV TOO LOLOLLOL!!!!

Guys a burner has a dumb opinion. Stop what you're doing and read!

Guys a burner has a dumb opinion. Stop what you're doing and read!

Two! Two crappy posts!

Never heard otherwise.

1. catshit

Costing the Redskins money?! Someone's Snyder-sense is tingling!

That 18 game season is a killer.

Ok Megyn Kelly, you own this now.

Goldshlager

Fuck you monkeys.