Sometimes the abyss stares back Josh. The red, gaping abyss.

Those ice cubes that are actually frozen stones; that's a great way to chip a front tooth, right?

"Snow is, quite obviously, the best of the elements"

Too bad mankind will never learn to predict the weather. :(

Me fail English?!

It's all good bro, the Brookster is the pop-a-shot champ of Theta house.

Just don't overcook eggs and we're cool. Desicated eggs are a war crime.

I promoted this because it is so stupid.

"I wonder is ESPN.com will put up an article..."

My friend once called one of those "How am I driving" numbers on a truck that cut us off.

"Geez, act like you've been there before."

1. Phillip Rivers

Yeah, but those are only the written rules.

"Stool" can also refer to poop.

It's funny because "Shocker" can also refer to a sexual act.

"Sure it is."

/looks at fingers
/furrows brow
/takes off shoes, socks
/scratches head
/drops pants, briefs

Slow day at the Footlocker; we just stole Jordan's.