...member of the Utah Jazz? Yes!

+1 line

Yeah that was fucking stupid.

Can't be a Funky, no mention of getting cancer.

Danny fuckin' Woodhead, man.

1. Chick Tracts!

Oops, I thought Albert wrote this.

I'd rather vomit into a hot oven.

I thought Uconn was up in northern Canada until two years ago.

If I'm 19 years old with a porny pic, can I ask for a follow?

Holding shitty shelving hostage?

$$$$$$

Beardos v. Birdos.

Tkachuk you talking about?

No wonder Biosphere 2 was such a fuckup.

What a powermove! Classic Schiano Man!

No way could I root for the St. Louis C*rdinals. As a Catholic and a gentleman, I can't believe a sports team would have that name in 2013.

Wait, Hitler liked to be shit on? How did Shirer miss that?

• A "cannon" could also refer to his throwing arm.